Wednesday, March 24, 2010

LOL

i'm here again!
zzz.. still couldn't really get into study mood..
kinda depressed.. and think a lot about many things again..
flipped through my emails.. i always saved those, those that i felt are meaningful..
and i found a great one! kekeke.. please enjoy! =)

Jokes of Mr. Bean
{Brain Tumor}
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

{While in school}
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?  
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 

{While in drug store}
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

{While at an ATM machine}
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

How good if i'm as ''innocent'' as Mr. Bean?
lol......